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People don't often realise just how disconcerting it can be to find a praying mantis under your pillow, but it is.
Turning off all the lights, climbing into bed, pulling up the duvet, stretching out and relaxing, slipping your hand under the pillow to rest your head on it and HOLY CRAP WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IT'S CRAWLING IT'S ( Read more... )